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Isabella's Really Bad BellyacheIsabella's Really Bad Bellyache
~So, I'm weird. I like Phineas and Ferb, and belly noises....sorry~
"Uh. I AM SO FULL." 19 year old Isabella moaned to herself. She threw the junk, and other stuff away, then went upstairs.
She slowly sat on her bed, and leaned back. "Oooooooh." she softly moaned. "All that food was so good." Isabella loved eating, she loved gaining weight, but she loved her pot belly. Isa softly rubbed her love handles. Gently and slowly, her shirt got rolled up under her chest. Isa unzipped her jeans and undid her button, letting her lower belly out. She smiled at the sight of her large belly.
"Oh, you are so full. Ah, I'm so bloated." she groaned.
A long, loud, gurgling sound filled her ears. She put her tiny hands on her big tummy, and softly rubbed. A soft burp fell from her lips, making her smile.
"Ohhhhhh." she moaned loudly.
Without moving her lips, she finished her moan.
"Oh, my belly hurts." Isa whined. She rubbed her tummy over and over again.
"Oh it hurts." S
MNIF,FF chapter 2Too Much Work
Things were very busy at the newspaper office. I was working so hard that I had not had time to get my hair cut in months! My green, baggy hair would lay over my eye and hit my nose, or would be hooked around my ear, fall off and lay on my cheek. Something had to be done. Then I got a great idea. I decided to hire an assistant. I then placed an ad in the newspaper, and hundreds of kids, teens, adults, and elders sent in their resumes. I read them all. One stood out from the rest. "This is exatly the person I am looking for!" I cried. I called in my secetary, Jo. She came into my office. "Jo, please draw up a contract right away!" I said. "I have found the perfect assistant. It says here her name is Isabella Pinky. She is young and smart. She has excellent COMPUTER skills. And she is an expert on the latest trends. That is just what we need! A TRENDY person!" Jo frowned. "Don't you want to bring her in for an interview first?" she asked. I did not want to wait. Isabella Pi
Save The White Whale! Chapter 3Highway Robbery!
I decided to make the best of it. After all, the Bay of Whales would still be BEAUTIFUL even if Bugsy was there. Plus, I could really use a vacation.
I picked up the phone and called WHALES AND TAILS BY THE SEA. I couldn't believe I rememberd the number after all these years! Whales and Tails was a charming, SPARKING CLEAN hotel with a fabumouse view of the bay.
It was run by a kind old lady named Miss Sweetcakes.
A GRUFF voice awswered the phone.
"Whales and Tails! How many in your party?" the voice demanded." Hurry up, I don't have all day!"
I was DUMBFOUNDED.
"Is Miss Sweetcakes there? D-d-did something happen to her? I stammered.
The man huffer, " Listen, FURBRAIN, do you want to book a room or what? Come on make up your mind! Time's ticking!"
What a RUDE guy. He really needed to work on his phone manners. Maybe I could introduce him to my friend Penelope Perfect Posture. She thought a class on ETIQUETTE at the Danville Island City College.
For now I said " My name
Intro to my oc BugsyFirst Name: Bugsy
Last Name: Garica- Shaperio
Nickname: Little Tornado
Where he lives: He lives with his father John (Isabellas bro!), and his mother, Sandi, on Famliy farm.
Who he is: He's Isabella's favorite (only) Nephew.
His Dream: To become a famous photographer and
work with his aunt.
What he does in his spare time: He loves to ride
bicycles with his father and to take photographs.
His secret: He has a crush on Hannah!
Intro to My oc HannahFirst Name: Hannah
Last Name: Fletcher
Nickname: When she was little Ferb always called her
his "little missey"
Where she lives: With her mum (Ferbs twin sister)
Who she is: She's Ferb favorite (only) Niece.
Her dream: To become a great journalist like her uncle and work with him.
What she does in her spare time: She loves to build historic model planes.
Her secret: She doesn't know how to tell jokes, just like her uncle!
Save The White Whale! Chapter 2You Should Have Come With Me!
"Hi, F! I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd stop by," Isabella expained. "I just got back from an awesome trip to ANTARCICA. I was filming a doumentary on penguns. They were so incredibly COOL. You should have come with me!"
Here's something you should know about Isabella:
She is the most FASCINATING young, woman I have ever met in my life. She is PRETTY and SMART, and CARES DEEPLY about animals and nature.
Now, here's something else you should know about Isabella: I have a CRUSH on her. Too bad whenever I'm around her, I turn into a bumbling FOOL. I trip over things and mix up my words. One time I even fell off a ladder when she waved to me.
Some day I'll tell Isabella how much I like her, but for now it's TOP SECRET!
Just then I noticed a photo on top of my desk. It was a photo of my step-brother, Phineas Flynn, my step-sister, Candace Flynn, and me when we were kids. Every year we'd go on vacation to the BAY OF WHALES.
Suddenly, I had an ide
Death Battle - Anakin Skywalker vs Neo - Pre-Fight
Johnny Zealous: "In fictional narrative, there's nothing more overused than the "prophesied messiah" archetype."
Lucas Zaboot: "Or as TV Tropes refers to it: 'The Chosen One,' yet when it comes to two of the biggest science-fiction franchises of all time, we got stiff wooden boards for messiahs…sigh*"
Johnny Zealous: "Anakin Skywalker, the Hero of the Clone Wars and prophesied to destroy the Sith."
Lucas Zaboot: "And Neo, the Hero of Humanity and prophesied to end the war with the machines."
Johnny Zealous: "Their abilities are great and their accomplishments are many."
Lucas Zaboot: "But there's only room for one wooden block that can save us all."
Johnny Zealous: "And tonight in the Death Battle booth, please welcome well-respected Death Battle host, the man who makes insanity respectable; MadnessAbe."
MadnessAbe: "Glad to be here gents. We're not gonna have a repeat of last time…"
Lucas Zaboot: "Heh, not this time." (pulls out a shotgun)
Johnny Zealous: "er- ahem* we're
MORE SONAMY BOOM!!!
I wanted to write something about Sonic and Amy getting lost together..(This is based off of one of my favorite Sonamy Boom pictures!!!)
As the team ventures into the jungle to find a special artifact that Eggman is trying to harness for his next invention, they end up finding themselves stumped. Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks are flying above while Sonic is running on the ground. As the day passes by, it's almost sunset, and everyone is exhausted. Tails sends a message to Sonic telling him to stop and wait for Tails to pick him up."Well, that was a total waste.." Sonic said annoyingly while flopping on the wing of the plane.
"I'M SOOO HUNGRY..."
Tails turned on the plane and took off. Amy watched the jungle below them, and then she looked at Sonic, who had his eyes closed and his arms behind his head. His bandana was covering his nose and mouth.
Loonatics Unleashed Epi. 12 Seas. 1 Pt. 3
Loonatics Unleashed Brotherly Hate:
Episode 12. Season 1. Part 3
(Derrick and Dotty follows the Loonatics and Ace and Lexi are both annoyed with Derrick.)
Lexi: (Whispering to Ace.) Ace.. Why are we dragging my father along?
Ace: (Sighs and whispers back.) Well I don’t Lexi if he right about Chief being alive and maybe h can help us find him and Kent and maybe find Rev…
Lexi: But Tech says he’ll save Rev…
Ace: Lexi I know… But maybe if he can help us out…
Lexi: What if he lures us to a death trap again. He caused so much pain… Why are you letting him help us?
Ace: I don’t know… Lexi listen it’s not tat I not on his side but… Maybe it might change his act.
Lexi: What’s the point, Ace? He never changed not to me
MLP Additional Songs: The Arbiter's SongSung in Season 4 Episode 3: "Castle Mane-ia"
You can't be tied for the MOST daring pony!
HEY! The first shit someone gives to me, I'll say THIS to them!
(The featured dancers enter)
I've a duty as the referee
At the start of the match
On behalf of all our sponsors
I must welcome you
Which I do -- there's a catch
I don't care if you're a champion
No one messes with me
I am ruthless in upholding
What I know is right
Black or white -- as you'll see
I'm on the case, can't be fooled
Any objection is overruled
Yes I'm the Arbiter and I know best
She's impartial, don't push her, she's unimpressed
You got your tricks; good for you
But there's no gambit I don't see through
Oh I'm the Arbiter I know the score
From square one she'll be watching all 64
If you're thinking of
Team Young - Bloopers
[Metropolis Underground Bunker, Team Young along with Natalie and other soldiers gather around a stone table]
Natalie: We need to drive the Golduck Empire out of this city. We Golduck- wait Golduck? [Team Young and all the soldiers laugh]
*POKEMON TEAM YOUNG BLOOPERS AND OUTTAKES*
[The Beach, Team Young with Jenny and Cindy]
Zach: [Walks with Cindy] Well, I guess I’m up for some ice cream. [Slips and falls on back, Cindy gasps and laughs along with the rest of the gang]
Nick: [Laughing] That’s a blooper right there!
Melissa: [Walks over to Zach, giggling] Are you okay?
Zach: [Laughs and covers face] I’m okay.
[Train sleeping car, Tom and Nick share one room]
Nick: Goodnight, Tom. [Snuggles into bed]
Tom: [Sighs] Goodnight, Nick. [Gets comfy and closes eyes, opens them again, lets out a soft fart and then looks up at the ceiling, ashamed]
Nick: [Eyes are opened, staring at ceiling with a neutral emotion] I think I’m going to go for a walk. [Gets up]
Loonatics Unleashed Epi. 12 Seas. 1 Pt. 4
Loonatics Unleashed Brotherly Hate:
Episode 12. Season 1. Part 4
(Rev has woken up from being asleep. She looks up around her.)
Rev: Where… Wh-where am I??
Kent: Hello sleeping beauty finally awake.
Rev: You… So what are ya planning to do with me??
Kent: Well I don’t know… If I don’t have for what I want… It’s simple… Kill you.
Rev: Oh that’s harsh… (Dramatic) Oh yeah.. Now I’m a female now… Oh great idea why not I get kidnap now instead of a Princess oh boy great idea and hopin’ that my true love will find me… Plah, Blah!!
Kent: Oh you’re dramatic as more than you used to being a male… I assume…
Rev: I’m not being dramatic!!
Kent: Well can I tell you something. No one will
Do You Know Who Kristy Is?
You know about that pair of shoes over there in the corner? Yeah, the blue, open-toed high heels with the blue and white dotted bow on it. Well don’t touch them, they belong to Kristy! You know, Kristina Alf; everyone calls her ‘Kristy’ for short. She’s about twenty three, was raised by her father because her mother was thought to have went insane or something like that... She has a sister named Madison; I think she’s nineteen and she has a criminal record, OMG! Also she her brothers, Austin and Artie, they’re twins and I can’t believe she’s dating that idiot named Chris; he is a big baby despite how masculine he is, that pansy....
Anyways, she has long, black hair and blue eyes. She wears a lot of blue clothing, fancy skirts and make-up but her blush is the most noticeable. Plus, she owns an apartment chain and discovered diamonds in an abandoned mine, I’m so jealous because now she’s really rich. Now she live a tow
AMAZE PO PO STORYso me and this amazing chick grace (nintendotophomestuck) were chatting
She said she went to a dramatic play and I asked her on a scale of 1-10 how dramatic it was. GRACE SAID 11. I said "YOU CAN'T BREAK THE SCALES KARKAT SAID SO" She said "I DON'T CARE ABOUT KARKAT I CAN BREAK THE SCALE WHENEVER I WANT" I yelled back "I'M CONCERED ABOUT YOU BREAKING THE SCALE! THAT'S SCALE ABUSE AND LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! THE PO PO ARE HERE!"
She cried back "OH GOD NOT THE PO PO"
AND THE POLICE OFFICER IS KARKAT! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! THE BUCKET CONTROL AKA THE PO PO HAVE ARRIVEEDDD! D: I shouted. Then she did the unthinkable. SHE THREW A BUCKET AT KARKAT AND RAN OFF!
BUT THEN VRISKA WALKS IN! SHE SMACKS THE DAYLIGHT OUT OF KARKAT AND KARKAT DISSAPEARS. THE END
MNIF,FF chapter 1 My Name Is Fletcher
My name is Fletcher, Ferb Fletcher.
I like to think of myself as a very normal teen. I have a pretty normal job. I am the publisher of The Daily Danville. It is the most popular newspaper on Danville island or should I say Danville city. I like NORMAL things like pop music (like Big Time Rush, I'm a boy-rusher) and good books. I always wear a suit and tie. I don't like to stand out in a crowd. When I order a pizza, I take it plain. No anchovies, please! I don't like loud classical music. I don't wear clothes with polka dots or stripes or BRIGHT COLOURS. And I will take a slice of Bland American cheese over a chunk of Jalapeno hot-pepper cheese any day.
As you can see, I like my life to be calm and peaceul. I know some people might think I'm plain, or even boring. That may be true. But that is how I like it! So why am I telling you this?
Let me Explain........................................
Volpi.You will find that the story you tell
is very rarely your own. In Lucca,
even the smallest pebbles
breathe in the warm sunlight.
Knotted stones and cobbled roads
beat out a paper-dry heartbeat heat
my city breathes in and out,
inhales sparrow air.
It's writing a story.
You are the pen.
You will find that in Lucca
the daisy chains forge fire
in side streets and back alleys.
Teenagers intertwine. Tell me,
odd flower, are you still closed?
Here we are colored wax;
the heat of the city melts us.
We run into each other, rhapsody
of pigments. Operas are our specialties.
Open up; feel the reds.
If not, try and see them. There is a place
of deep knife marks, a street
long as midnight
you may learn something there.
Valentina's voice glimmers like red wine.
You may enjoy intoxications. Still,
know alcohol has no story
and will swallow your own.
Find the sign with the wolf on it.
You'll know the place. Epiphanies ring true as church-bells.
Lucca still guides the wanderers
to well sp
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