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MNIF,FF chapter 2Too Much Work
Things were very busy at the newspaper office. I was working so hard that I had not had time to get my hair cut in months! My green, baggy hair would lay over my eye and hit my nose, or would be hooked around my ear, fall off and lay on my cheek. Something had to be done. Then I got a great idea. I decided to hire an assistant. I then placed an ad in the newspaper, and hundreds of kids, teens, adults, and elders sent in their resumes. I read them all. One stood out from the rest. "This is exatly the person I am looking for!" I cried. I called in my secetary, Jo. She came into my office. "Jo, please draw up a contract right away!" I said. "I have found the perfect assistant. It says here her name is Isabella Pinky. She is young and smart. She has excellent COMPUTER skills. And she is an expert on the latest trends. That is just what we need! A TRENDY person!" Jo frowned. "Don't you want to bring her in for an interview first?" she asked. I did not want to wait. Isabella Pi
Save The White Whale! Chapter 3Highway Robbery!
I decided to make the best of it. After all, the Bay of Whales would still be BEAUTIFUL even if Bugsy was there. Plus, I could really use a vacation.
I picked up the phone and called WHALES AND TAILS BY THE SEA. I couldn't believe I rememberd the number after all these years! Whales and Tails was a charming, SPARKING CLEAN hotel with a fabumouse view of the bay.
It was run by a kind old lady named Miss Sweetcakes.
A GRUFF voice awswered the phone.
"Whales and Tails! How many in your party?" the voice demanded." Hurry up, I don't have all day!"
I was DUMBFOUNDED.
"Is Miss Sweetcakes there? D-d-did something happen to her? I stammered.
The man huffer, " Listen, FURBRAIN, do you want to book a room or what? Come on make up your mind! Time's ticking!"
What a RUDE guy. He really needed to work on his phone manners. Maybe I could introduce him to my friend Penelope Perfect Posture. She thought a class on ETIQUETTE at the Danville Island City College.
For now I said " My name
Intro to my oc BugsyFirst Name: Bugsy
Last Name: Garica- Shaperio
Nickname: Little Tornado
Where he lives: He lives with his father John (Isabellas bro!), and his mother, Sandi, on Famliy farm.
Who he is: He's Isabella's favorite (only) Nephew.
His Dream: To become a famous photographer and
work with his aunt.
What he does in his spare time: He loves to ride
bicycles with his father and to take photographs.
His secret: He has a crush on Hannah!
William T. Spears - Let it GoAfter a long day of Hard work, William snapped and burst out into song and dance in the middle of the office...
Paperwork glows white on the desk tonight
Not a coffee break to be seen
An office of isolation,
And it looks like I’m the Supervisor.
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn’t keep it in, dispatch knows I tried
Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be the good reaper you always have to be
Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know
Well, now they know
*Throws paperwork into the air*
Let it go, let it go
Can’t hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don’t care
What they’re going to say
Let the work rage on,
The overtime never bothered me anyway
It’s funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me
Can’t get to me at all
It’s time to see what I can do
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong
How do you solve a problem like Grell-a?(Sung by Undertaker, Eric, William, Alan, and Ronald)
He climbs a tree and scrapes his knee
His dress has got a tear
He waltzes on his way to Dispatch
And whistles on the stair
And underneath his gloves
He has polish on his nails
I even heard his singing in the office
He’s always late for reaping
But his penitence is real
He’s always late for everything
Except for every meal
I hate to have to say it
But I very firmly feel
Grell-a’s not an asset to the Dispatch
I’d like to say a word in his behalf
Grell-a makes me laugh
How do you solve a problem like Grell-a?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Grell-a?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you’d like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Grell-a?
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
The Normal RoutineWARNING! This isn't a story about someone getting stuffed and popping, its a story WITH a person getting stuffed and exploding. What's the difference? Well read this long story and find out
The air was chilly, the ground was cold, the view was hazy but the hands around her were nice and warm. Wait, hands?
The girl shot up to a sitting position, startling the two hospitable creatures around her. They were two, two hairy, frightened, wide eyed trolls. She must happened knocked out and brought here by these trolls. The girl looked down and realized that she had been changed into a warmer, fuzzier coat.
"Where's my clothing?" asked the girl, receiving a look of confusion from the trolls. They must be nearly her size, small critters.
"We threw them away," spoke up the first troll, dressed in his icy blue winter coat, "They were wet and didn't seem optimal for such a cold atmosphere."
"Also, it made you lo
Crack-Filled Hetalia School Life MemePick Ten Random Characters:
7. 2p!Canada (Double the Canadian smexiness. OH YUS.)
1. It's time for school and you're just about ready to go. Just then, someone knocks on your door so that you two can walk to the bus stop together. It's #5 [Russia]! How do you greet each other this fine morning?
Russia: Hello comrade Sharnnah! You ready to go now, da?
Me (Sharnnah): Yep! Let's go! *Walks out of my house, locks the door, and walks alongside Russia*
Russia: Have you finished your math assignment, sunflower?
Me: Eh... No... I haven't even started it yet...
Russia: Oh, but it's due today.
Me: *Mentally facepalms* Biscuits...
Russia: Why has comrade Sharnnah not even start on her assignment yet?
Me: Because Sharnnah thinks it's more fun to watch anime and browse DeviantART than do Math. *Pouts and mutters* That and I can’t do math.
Russia: Silly sunflower, you should always do yo
The Palm ReaderA MAN WALKS INTO A TENT-LIKE ROOM FILLED WITH YOUR TYPICAL MYSTIC TRINKETS, AMULETS, CRYSTAL BALLS, ETC.
Fortune Teller: (offstage) Come in! Sit down.
Man: (takes a seat)
Fortune Teller: (walks onstage) Hello. Welcome. You are here to have your fortune read, I presume.
Fortune Teller: Well then, hold out your right hand with a toonie in it. These readings aren't for free you know.
Man: I understand. (holds out palm with toonie in it)
Fortune Teller: (takes the money) Thank you. (sits down and begins studying palm)
Man: (looks at fortune teller studying his palm)
Fortune Teller: (continues to study palm for a while) A-ha!
Man: What? What is it? What do you see?
Fortune Teller: (suddenly slaps the man and stands up) You just lost two dollars, sucker! (runs away laughing wickedly and comically)
Man: (just stands there dumbfounded for a moment)
just another tailJust another ordinary tail
Little mermaid au
Ashton David is just your everyday average kid right, no he is a prince. Well a merman to be precise, but he wants nothing more than to get legs and finally meet the beautiful red head he saved from drowning. But when he gets to land he meets a stranger that intrigues him more than anything else. With two crushes and the government on his tail it is sure to be interesting. Oh did I forgot to mention if doesn't choose someone and have a true loves kiss he can fall in love again. Sounds easy right… no. but ash has always loved a challenge.
Hunter x Hunter: Chatgroup (CRACK) Part 2HUNTER X HUNTER CHAT GROUP PART 2
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Hunter x Hunter or its characters. Togashi sensei owns them :3
DanchouSpidersRule: IS NOBODY GOING TO HELP ME. IM NEW TO THIS YOU KNOW.
JajankenGUU: Ohayou minna san~~
BungeeGumJoker: Good morning, my sweet little fruit~~~
JajankenGUU: YEEAAARRGGHHHHH KILLUA HELP ME
Killu2cool4u: Hisoka!! Leave Gon alone for crying out loud! -___-
/BungeeGumJoker sent a photo/
JajankenGUU: WAAAHHHHH WHAT IS THAT
AssassinForHire: Hisoka, I'm sure nobody is interested in your glowing dick.
Killu2cool4u: HISOKA YOU BASTARD. Gon! Don't look!
JajankenGUU: WAAAAHHHHHH TT__TT
SpidersUcKuruta: ... Too late.
JajankenGUU: Killua... I... I wet my pants because I was too shocked ;-;
Killu2cool4u: NANI???? HISOKA GO TO HELL
BungeeGumJoker: Ooohhhh My little fruit is wet~~
AssassinForHire: Remind me why I'm still friends with you.
BungeeGumJoker: ^_^ Because you love me~~ ;D
Hey guys.TT: Hey.
D. Strider: hey dirk
TT: Bro. Dude. The power went out.
D. Strider: eugh, what did you do this time
TT: I need to see if you won anything.
TT: I didn't do anything, thank you.
TT: There's lightning.
D. Strider: well usually when the power goes out its because youve over estimated the generators power during one of your projects
D. Strider: well as long as theres light thats good
TT: It's a storm this time, I swear.
TT: No, there isn't. The power is out.
TT: Gone, dead.
D. Strider: out, got it
TT: Did you win anything?
D. Strider: stay safe kiddo
TT: I have my phone.
TT: Did you?
D. Strider: yeah i did
TT: I don't know how you do it.
TT: It's ... awful, really.
D. Strider: you sorta just
D. Strider: suck it up and go up there
TT: I hate crowds.
TT: I hate people in general.
TT: You better have mentioned me.
D. Strider: yup dedicated it to my amazing lil brother
TT: Which one is this?
D. Strider: i know you do, if im honest i
Hunter x Hunter: Chatgroup (CRACK)HUNTER X HUNTER CHATGROUP
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Hunter x Hunter or its characters. Togashi sensei owns them :3
/BungeeGumJoker created this group/
/JajankenGUU was added/
/Killu2cool4u was added/
/SpidersUcKuruta was added/
/AssassinForHire was added/
BungeeGumJoker: Ja~~ That's all I can think of~~ Who else should I add to this group chat?~
Killu2cool4u: Hisoka what the heck is this about -.-
JajankenGUU: Nee~ What's this? A chat? Cool! Who else is in here?
BungeeGumJoker: It's a nice little group for us to talk in, Ringo-chan~ *smiles*
Killu2cool4u: Hisoka are you really that lame.
/BungeeGumJoker changed the group name to "Ringo-chan and friends~"
Killu2cool4u: ... Pardon me. Yes you are.
SpidersUcKuruta: Why am I even here?
JajankenGUU: Because Hisoka added you? By the way, who are you? O.o
SpidersUcKuruta: Gon, it's me. Kurapika.
JajankenGUU: Oh! But your username... *scratches head* Ohhhh~ Souka! Heheh~
AssassinForHire: I swear I'll kill whoever changed my username.
MNIF,FF chapter 1 My Name Is Fletcher
My name is Fletcher, Ferb Fletcher.
I like to think of myself as a very normal teen. I have a pretty normal job. I am the publisher of The Daily Danville. It is the most popular newspaper on Danville island or should I say Danville city. I like NORMAL things like pop music (like Big Time Rush, I'm a boy-rusher) and good books. I always wear a suit and tie. I don't like to stand out in a crowd. When I order a pizza, I take it plain. No anchovies, please! I don't like loud classical music. I don't wear clothes with polka dots or stripes or BRIGHT COLOURS. And I will take a slice of Bland American cheese over a chunk of Jalapeno hot-pepper cheese any day.
As you can see, I like my life to be calm and peaceul. I know some people might think I'm plain, or even boring. That may be true. But that is how I like it! So why am I telling you this?
Let me Explain........................................
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