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Isabella's Really Bad BellyacheIsabella's Really Bad Bellyache
~So, I'm weird. I like Phineas and Ferb, and belly noises....sorry~
"Uh. I AM SO FULL." 19 year old Isabella moaned to herself. She threw the junk, and other stuff away, then went upstairs.
She slowly sat on her bed, and leaned back. "Oooooooh." she softly moaned. "All that food was so good." Isabella loved eating, she loved gaining weight, but she loved her pot belly. Isa softly rubbed her love handles. Gently and slowly, her shirt got rolled up under her chest. Isa unzipped her jeans and undid her button, letting her lower belly out. She smiled at the sight of her large belly.
"Oh, you are so full. Ah, I'm so bloated." she groaned.
A long, loud, gurgling sound filled her ears. She put her tiny hands on her big tummy, and softly rubbed. A soft burp fell from her lips, making her smile.
"Ohhhhhh." she moaned loudly.
Without moving her lips, she finished her moan.
"Oh, my belly hurts." Isa whined. She rubbed her tummy over and over again.
"Oh it hurts." S
MNIF,FF chapter 2Too Much Work
Things were very busy at the newspaper office. I was working so hard that I had not had time to get my hair cut in months! My green, baggy hair would lay over my eye and hit my nose, or would be hooked around my ear, fall off and lay on my cheek. Something had to be done. Then I got a great idea. I decided to hire an assistant. I then placed an ad in the newspaper, and hundreds of kids, teens, adults, and elders sent in their resumes. I read them all. One stood out from the rest. "This is exatly the person I am looking for!" I cried. I called in my secetary, Jo. She came into my office. "Jo, please draw up a contract right away!" I said. "I have found the perfect assistant. It says here her name is Isabella Pinky. She is young and smart. She has excellent COMPUTER skills. And she is an expert on the latest trends. That is just what we need! A TRENDY person!" Jo frowned. "Don't you want to bring her in for an interview first?" she asked. I did not want to wait. Isabella Pi
Save The White Whale! Chapter 3Highway Robbery!
I decided to make the best of it. After all, the Bay of Whales would still be BEAUTIFUL even if Bugsy was there. Plus, I could really use a vacation.
I picked up the phone and called WHALES AND TAILS BY THE SEA. I couldn't believe I rememberd the number after all these years! Whales and Tails was a charming, SPARKING CLEAN hotel with a fabumouse view of the bay.
It was run by a kind old lady named Miss Sweetcakes.
A GRUFF voice awswered the phone.
"Whales and Tails! How many in your party?" the voice demanded." Hurry up, I don't have all day!"
I was DUMBFOUNDED.
"Is Miss Sweetcakes there? D-d-did something happen to her? I stammered.
The man huffer, " Listen, FURBRAIN, do you want to book a room or what? Come on make up your mind! Time's ticking!"
What a RUDE guy. He really needed to work on his phone manners. Maybe I could introduce him to my friend Penelope Perfect Posture. She thought a class on ETIQUETTE at the Danville Island City College.
For now I said " My name
Intro to my oc BugsyFirst Name: Bugsy
Last Name: Garica- Shaperio
Nickname: Little Tornado
Where he lives: He lives with his father John (Isabellas bro!), and his mother, Sandi, on Famliy farm.
Who he is: He's Isabella's favorite (only) Nephew.
His Dream: To become a famous photographer and
work with his aunt.
What he does in his spare time: He loves to ride
bicycles with his father and to take photographs.
His secret: He has a crush on Hannah!
Intro to My oc HannahFirst Name: Hannah
Last Name: Fletcher
Nickname: When she was little Ferb always called her
his "little missey"
Where she lives: With her mum (Ferbs twin sister)
Who she is: She's Ferb favorite (only) Niece.
Her dream: To become a great journalist like her uncle and work with him.
What she does in her spare time: She loves to build historic model planes.
Her secret: She doesn't know how to tell jokes, just like her uncle!
Save The White Whale! Chapter 2You Should Have Come With Me!
"Hi, F! I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd stop by," Isabella expained. "I just got back from an awesome trip to ANTARCICA. I was filming a doumentary on penguns. They were so incredibly COOL. You should have come with me!"
Here's something you should know about Isabella:
She is the most FASCINATING young, woman I have ever met in my life. She is PRETTY and SMART, and CARES DEEPLY about animals and nature.
Now, here's something else you should know about Isabella: I have a CRUSH on her. Too bad whenever I'm around her, I turn into a bumbling FOOL. I trip over things and mix up my words. One time I even fell off a ladder when she waved to me.
Some day I'll tell Isabella how much I like her, but for now it's TOP SECRET!
Just then I noticed a photo on top of my desk. It was a photo of my step-brother, Phineas Flynn, my step-sister, Candace Flynn, and me when we were kids. Every year we'd go on vacation to the BAY OF WHALES.
Suddenly, I had an ide
Nike-Censorship Commercial FADE IN:
INT. BASKETBALL COURT - NIGHT
DAVID (20s) is sitting top the bleachers. The room is
completely dark except for a spotlight on him.
He looks up to the camera.
When I was first born they told me
I couldn't do it.
TDAS Re-write episode 8: The Spanish Opposition
Total Drama All-Stars Re-Write
Episode 8: No One Eggspects the Spanish Opposition
Written and Edited by Joey Turner and Tanya Furness
Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode’s clips) Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, the island was bathed in a rare blue harvest moon that turns normally sweet creatures into pure evil. Totally unsafe to be out after dark in THAT; so, I made it a night challenge! As they raced, Heather pretended to be affected by the moon, while Cam and his broken specs got ditched by Mike… or WAS it Mike? And Dawn lost her connection with the wild creatures, and then had to be rescued by know-it-all turned lover-boy, Noah; and then they kissed…. AGAIN! In the end, the villains won again; and Brick, who brought back a wounded and traumatized Owen, took an honorable discharge down a dishonorable toilet. And Cameron volunteered to be the other homebound hero for reasons unknown. (Cough) Sierra. (Cough) But, in a final twist, Cameron became the newest
The Second Islanders 4 - Hawaii's Got TalentOur story continues as the Second Island Task Force and Robert Savage are still interviewing candidates for their fourth and final slot. Completely un-enthused by the process, the gang spaces out as one overly muscular hopeful goes on about his math skills using a Powerpoint presentation.
"You see, if you add me to the team, the enemies will only have a 25 per- uh percents chance of winning! Without me you have a, a pre-percents of 44.3-"
"FFFUUUUUU!!!" Thundermuffin neighs impatiently, and she begins to jump around wildly.
"Ugh!" groans Super Ryan. "Will someone shut that horse up? I am trying to ignore this nerdy douche who's has a 0 percent chance of joining our gang."
"Yeah, she almost made me spill my drink!" complained Black, licking booze off her hand.
Without moving from his seat, Robert turns to Thundermuffin and gets an intense look on his face, and she instantly starts calming down.
"What is it, old girl?" Robert asks telepathically, while keeping the same, focused look on h
Real World Newcomers 3: To Shulk or Not to Shulk*fades out of black, showing Villager and Mega Man playing video games*
Villager: *in voice* This is the true story of 10 characters...
*cuts to Wii Fit Trainer, doing yoga*
Wii Fit Trainer: *in voice* Picked to be in Smash Brothers...
*cuts to Rosalina and Palutena, studying*
Rosalina: *in voice* And have their lives taped...
*cuts to Little Mac and Greninja, sparring*
Little Mac: *in voice* To find out what happens...
*cuts to Robin, working on his magic, with Lucina, watching*
Robin: *in voice* When video game characters stopped being nice...
*cuts to Pac, eating*
Pac-Man: *in voice* And started being real. The real world newcomers!
*fade in black*
Greninja: [translated in Pokénese] Recently this afternoon, we had a new roommate for our newcomer dorm, and we are all excited to meet him. Well.....except Lady Palutena.
*everyone but Palutena gathered around Shulk to meet him*
Pac-Man: Hey Paluten
Random Things That Happen 36: FinalSQUIDS HAVE BACKBONES???
Whitney: * sitting on the couch while playing a game*
Jason: * walks in while holding a clothes basket* What are you doing?
Whitney: New game.... Must play....
Jason: * blinks then sighs* Why am I not surprise by this?? * sits down next to her and starts folding clothes*
TV: YOU HAVE THE BACK BONE OF A SQUID!
Whitney:* blinks at the TV while tilting her head to the side* But....squids don't have backbones.....
Jason: * blinks at her*....Really??
Whitney: * blinks one more time* ...OH I GET IT!!!.....wait.....
Jason: * burst into laughter*
Whitney: * hangs her head in shame*
Jason: * gasp for air* You just now got it??
Whitney:* huffs* I hate you...
BlackShadow: * sits in a tree relaxing for once with his eyes close*
Squirrel: * climbs down the tree then lands on his stomach*
BlackShadow: * opens his eyes and looks down at the furry thing on his stomach*
Squirrel: * tilts their head to the side*
BlackShadow: * huffs then tries shooing it away*
CwmFS: Thief (2014 Video Game)
Conversation with my Female Self
This Week's Topic: Thief (2014 Video Game)
-------Possible Spoilers Ahead!-------
Me: We asked, and you answered! This week, we're talking about the 2014 reboot of the Thief franchise!
FemMe: Aw! I wanted to talk about Liam Neeson in Walk Among the Tombstones!
Me: Sorry, but the watchers said they'd rather see a Thief review.
FemMe: I LOVE LIAM NEESON!!
Me: It's ok. To make up for it, explain to people why Thief is so important.
FemMe: Ok! So, like Wolfenstein 3D was the first popular first-person shooter, the original Thief game, under the title "Thief: The Dark Project", added on to the capabilities of video games.
Me: The Dark Project was the first stealth game to use light and sound as mechanics in hiding from enemies. i.e., it was the first game where reducing the sound your footsteps made and hiding in the dark were necessary to stay hidden from enemies.
FemMe: The series focused around Garrett, a "Master-Thief" w
ANIMAL JAM IS DANGEROUSOmg I just really have to say this.
I was thinking out loud and said, "I'm going to go on animal jam."
Then in my sisters manga, Attack on titan, Eren said, "YOU DON'T KNOW IT, BUT YOU'VE STEPPED INTO HELL..!"
Sun Sep 28 13 04 27 2014
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
What, Grace... this?
Yes, you know how I feel about it --
I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
You know I've had to ask you about this several --
Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
Fine, Trip... fine...
(Trip opens the front door.)
Hey! I thought I heard someone out here! God it's been so long since we've seen you! -- (interrupted)
Well come on in...
No, no, here we are!
Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time!
So, come in, make yourself at home...
I'm just going to go close the door.
Heh heh, Tim, seeing you brings back good memories, you know?
(Trip closes the front door.)
MNIF,FF chapter 1 My Name Is Fletcher
My name is Fletcher, Ferb Fletcher.
I like to think of myself as a very normal teen. I have a pretty normal job. I am the publisher of The Daily Danville. It is the most popular newspaper on Danville island or should I say Danville city. I like NORMAL things like pop music (like Big Time Rush, I'm a boy-rusher) and good books. I always wear a suit and tie. I don't like to stand out in a crowd. When I order a pizza, I take it plain. No anchovies, please! I don't like loud classical music. I don't wear clothes with polka dots or stripes or BRIGHT COLOURS. And I will take a slice of Bland American cheese over a chunk of Jalapeno hot-pepper cheese any day.
As you can see, I like my life to be calm and peaceul. I know some people might think I'm plain, or even boring. That may be true. But that is how I like it! So why am I telling you this?
Let me Explain........................................
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